ME BEING YOUR MOTHER
Oh, yeah. I'm your mom, by the way, kid. I'm very proud of you, too. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS UNTIL I DECIDE THAT I WANT TO BE QUESTIONED!
- SB
FIRST CONTACT
Hello? Hello?! Can anyone hear me? It's me! The StarchBeast! And I'm here to deliver a special message, just for you. I FINALLY DID IT. This took a significantly longer amount of time than expected, but I'd like to see you go back in time to make a website. Yeah, you can't. Because I theoretically didn't either. Due to the laws of time and yada yada, this website technically already existed before I'm technically making it. Though, as you can tell, this is all very technical. I used that word way too much, but that is besides the point. Uh, stay tuned or something. Might take a while, but I promise I’ll never truly stop working on it. Alright, goodbye kid.
- SB
